i moved out 4 years ago and the novelty of living on my own is still goin strong, like ill be chillin on the couch in my underwear eating cheese balls and be like “hell yea this is sweet i dont miss high school or home at all”
*goes to england*
me: excuse me, what time is it?
brit: time wots that m8?
*big ben chimes*
everyone starts to count the bongs on their fingers*
brit: OI IT’S 7 BONG
diddly doo darn great i am great